Disney recently dropped the official trailer AND supercalifragilistic does it look like my Christmas is going to be a 1000x full of feels than it usually is. Let's check it out!
PHEW. Thank God it's over, because I'm pretty sure I got chills from beginning to end, and won't be able to recover. How can anyone not be excited for this movie? It's starring Emily Blunt. That's all you need right there to go the movies. And then you add Lin-Manuel Miranda, cameos by Dick Van Dyke (my original fandom boyfriend before anyone else) and Angela Lansbury, beautiful music, gorgeous costumes, and YEAH, the reminder of being a kid instead of cynical adult that all we need right now since the world is an actual trashfire...Damn it.
On a serious note, with all of the
0:05 The top of that house looks like A PIRATE SHIP
0:10 - Oh, Michael, the tragedy, it hurts
0: 11 - HOLD UP, the original Mary took the snowglobe with her WHAT
0: 13 - Don't Michael THE KITE
0: 15 - Emily Mortimer is the gay aunt, I'm calling it
0: 16 - "We used to love flying that with mother and father." I'm not crying, it's just snowing inside
0: 19 - Throw your childhood kite away and you'll have a magical nanny hunting you down - that's an adulting lesson I didn't know I needed
0: 28 - Lin- Manuel!!!!
0: 29 - *countdown to Mary's entrance begins beyotch*
0: 34 - "As I live and breathe" I CAN'T BREATHE
0: 36 - Can I make an entrance like that everywhere I go??
0: 39 - "I was flying a kite and it got caught in a nanny!"
0: 40 - Wait, can I make an entrance like that instead? #bossnanny
0: 41 - Okay, I love Ben and Emily.
0: 46 - "You seem hardly to have aged at all."
0: 48 - I don't know what voice you're doing here Emily, but you're going great honey
0: 52 - THE MIRROR TRICK
0: 56 - LOOK at all the cherry blossoms and how she brings color back into their miserable lives
0: 57 - THAT FACE THOSE CLOTHES
|We were all rooting for you Michael|
1: 02 - OMG, I want this house
1: 03 - "I've come to look after the Banks's children."
1: 04 - *title card* "When you lose your way..."
1: 07 - St. Pauls Cathedral - cue one of the saddest songs ever
1: 08 - Holy hell, Michael what happened to you guys?! He must be protected at all costs
1: 15 - *title card* "just remember"
1: 17 - So Disney's going with the dead mother trope again *sigh*
1: 20 - Now we know why John Krasinski cried hearing her sing
1: 27 - *title card* "the magic always returns" STOP IT DISNEY ENOUGH
1: 30 - No cockney accent for Lin, eh? *wink*
1: 35 - Best party trick ever. And I want that costume too.
1: 38 - How did they do the stuff with the traditional animation?!?!
1: 41 - That music kicking in MY HEART I want that costume too
1: 43 - THE PENGUIN
1: 44 - From director Rob Marshall....meh, I'm on the fence about that.
1: 45 - How are they underwater now?!
1: 46 - Dude, Rob, this isn't Chicago or Nine
1: 47 - Flying bikes where do I sign up?!
1: 49 - "So you've been filling up the children's heads with stuff and nonsense." 😐
1: 55 - "You've forgotten what it's like to be a child..."No, I haven't Disney. NO I HAVEN'T.
1: 56 - This movie is so beautiful my eyes
1: 58 - EMILY BLUNT THAT'S MY GIRL
1: 59 - LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA THAT'S MY BOY
2: 01- BEN WISHAW YOU SO CUTE
2: 03 - EMILY MORTIMER I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
2: 04 - MOLLY WEASLEY
2: 05 - COLIN FIRTH UMM OKAY
2: 06 - MERYL STREEP.....MOTHER $%^&#$%#$% WHYYYYYYY GOD WHY
2: 08 - DICK VAN DYKE MY BABY
2: 09 - Chimneys!!!!
2: 13 - Everything's possible....even the impossible."
2: 14 - There's so much going on I'M dizzy
2: 17 - ICONIC EXIT
2: 18 - How I'm leaving the house from now on...
With Aquaman also set for release in theaters this Christmas, December is going to be a great month for going to the movies. But I'm going need someone to pick me off the floor right now, if I'm going to make it until winter. I've doubled over from feels and I can't get up.
Off We Go! Mary Poppins Returns flies into theaters December 19th, 2018.